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昨天事件甚大，写稿之天明。小息片刻，奈何天色将晚矣！
事件回顾：
数日前，卓将华雄率军扣关，只杀得绍人仰马翻，甚是威武！然，事事多变，只见一马弓手，提刀斩之，后世名曰：“髯须公温酒斩华雄”。
记者在华雄将死之前，采访了一下何为温酒斩华雄：“大夏天的，我就算再斗他三百回合，酒也还是温的啊！”记者大惊道：“原来如此！”
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卒报于布，布大怒“小小毛贼，安敢如此？”随即提兵来见，正见三人党被绍驱逐至关下。布吼：“马弓手，速速偿命”。
髯须公见势不妙，思之......。只见黑脸大汉怒曰：“让我来！”
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髯须公想想，干就干吧，谁怕谁？提刀上前。
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一白面汉持剑叹息，“真不该于此二人结拜，上吧！面子还是要的。”
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谁想到？布不抵三人党，败退！
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邵见势，挥兵掩之，布兵败。
记者冒死采访了董卓，他只说了两三个字：“胡说，滚！”原来他正和貂蝉在缠绵呢
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